Hoons at Macca's

Something has come to my attention again, that ever since I was young enough to know what was going on, I have detested. I remember the days of the late night Macca’s runs with mates. It’s 11pm on a school night and coming from a country town, the only thing open was Macca’s and we would drive all the way into town for our cheeseburger just for something to do. We weren’t the only people with this idea however, yet we were the sensible ones who used McDonald for its intended godly purpose, as a supplier of food and not an automotive centre for 15 yr old girls and 25 yr old guys with crap ford lasers converted into the latest ‘hoon’ machine.

Exhibit A:

Now I live in a wonderful area known for its 24 hours McDonalds. Being close to huge a sporting ground also tends to work against us when late night crowds flood McDonalds, but without fail, EVERYTIME I have been there, I have witnessed at least 3 cars, with 3-4 people, hoods open, bling on, stereo’s pumping. I know everyone has their hobbies, but who when they were young said ‘I know! As my hobby I am going to pump my piss poor stereo at McDonalds because there is nothing more I would like more.’

This may be harsh; it also may be overwhelmingly true, which it is of course. I challenge you all to go down to your local Macca’s and count how many 15 yr old girls with their older boyfriends are lined up with Macca’s coke in hand, doof doofing the night away.